Normally when dining at sushi restaurants, Ebin and I derive most of our enjoyment from the bulging platter of rolls and sashimi. The other day, when trying out a new restaurant, we were mildly amused by this little ditty at the top of the menu:
Mean is raw, Sushi House. So very, very raw.
We snickered about the adorable lack of proper grammer, until we consulted the sushi roll guide and found THIS:
RAPE WITH CUMBER?! What kind of place is this? I’m not quite sure what a cumber is, but I know I watched my back for the rest of the meal. Yikes.